How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Life without a bra equals bliss.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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