yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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