i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
The ass gains better be worth it
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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