The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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