Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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