i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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