I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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