So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I queefed so loud it echoed.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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