whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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