She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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