Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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