Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize