woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
only if we run a train.
done.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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