I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
as a side note pls kill me
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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