She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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