After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I intend to get homeless drunk
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Randomize
