just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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