I hope mine doesn't look like that
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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