i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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