this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
This is my gift to your gina
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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