I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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