The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Why did my mother make you get naked?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
