Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He shit in the fireplace
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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