Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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