I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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