How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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