Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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