we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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