sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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