sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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