when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize