we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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