yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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