So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
