i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
should my penis look like a turkey
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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