Please, let me fuck your mom
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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