That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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