Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
so let's talk penis.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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