fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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