In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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