Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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