Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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