I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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