doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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