He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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