Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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