just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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