Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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