She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
