It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He kissed a someone with a penis
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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