very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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